Q: WHAT IS CORPORATE PUNK?
A: Corporate Punk is a Boston-based pop/jam band fronted by singer/drummer Sean Trischka.
Q: DOES CORPORATE PUNK HAVE ANY COOL, NEW STUFF COMING OUT ANYTIME SOON? LIKE, SAY, EARLY 2019?
A: That's a really great, specific question. I'm glad you asked. Yes, Corporate Punk has a new album coming out on January 5, 2019.
Q: WHAT'S THE ALBUM CALLED? I HOPE IT'S SOMETHING COOL, LIKE KISSES ON THE BOTTOM or SPORTS.
A: You clearly have great taste in music, but no. It's called Of Course! As in: "Of course these anise seeds are fair trade, Desmond. I'm not a monster."
Q: YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY FUNNY PERSON.
A: You don’t know me.
Q: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THANKSGIVING SIDE DISH?
A: It's the summer of 1978. My mother is preparing her famous Thanksgiving turkey with all the fixings. She spares no expense. Uncle Tommy is in the living room, drawing pictures of his ex-wife, Sindy (that's how she spelled it; I don't know), and throwing them into the fireplace. It was a dark time. So I guess my answer would be mashed potatoes.
Q: I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU BEING FUNNY.
A: I take back what I said about you having great taste in music.
Q: GREAT, THANKS.
A: Fuck off, Desmond. I know it's you.