Q: WHAT IS CORPORATE PUNK?
A: Corporate Punk is a Boston-based pop/jam band fronted by singer/drummer Sean Trischka.
Q: DOES CORPORATE PUNK HAVE ANY COOL, NEW STUFF TO LISTEN TO? LIKE, SAY, AN ALBUM?
A: That's a really great, specific question. I'm glad you asked. Yes, Corporate Punk has a new album, called Of Course!, that was released on March 5, 2019 and you can listen to it here.
Q: WHAT'S THE ALBUM CALLED? I HOPE IT'S SOMETHING COOL, LIKE KISSES ON THE BOTTOM or SPORTS.
A: You clearly have great taste in music, but no. It's called Of Course! As in: "Of course these anise seeds are fair trade, Desmond. I'm not a monster."
Q: YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY FUNNY PERSON.
A: You don’t know me.
Q: WHO SHOULD I GET IN TOUCH WITH ABOUT ANYTHING CORPORATE PUNK-RELATED?
A: You should get in touch with the band’s manager Alex Eggleston at email@example.com
Q: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THANKSGIVING SIDE DISH?
A: It's the summer of 1978. My mother is preparing her famous Thanksgiving turkey with all the fixings. She spares no expense. Uncle Tommy is in the living room, drawing pictures of his ex-wife, Sindy (that's how she spelled it; I don't know), and throwing them into the fireplace. It was a dark time. So I guess my answer would be mashed potatoes.
Q: I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU BEING FUNNY.
A: I take back what I said about you having great taste in music.
Q: GREAT, THANKS.
A: Fuck off, Desmond. I know it's you.