Q: WHAT IS CORPORATE PUNK?
A: Corporate Punk is a Boston-based pop/jam band fronted by singer/drummer Sean Trischka.
Q: DOES CORPORATE PUNK HAVE ANY COOL, NEW STUFF COMING OUT ANYTIME SOON? LIKE, SAY, JANUARY?
A: That's a really great, specific question. I'm glad you asked. Yes, Corporate Punk has a new album coming out on January 19th, 2018.
Q: WHAT'S THE ALBUM CALLED? I HOPE IT'S SOMETHING COOL, LIKE KISSES ON THE BOTTOM or SPORTS.
A: You clearly have great taste in music, but no. It's called Of Course! As in: "Of course these anise seeds are fair trade, Desmond. I'm not a monster."
Q: YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY FUNNY PERSON.
A: Don't act like you know me.
Q: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THANKSGIVING SIDE DISH?
A: It's the summer of 1978. My mother is preparing her famous Thanksgiving turkey with all the fixings. She spares no expense. Uncle Tommy is in the living room, drawing pictures of his ex-wife, Sindy (that's how she spelled it; I don't know), and throwing them into the fireplace. It was a dark time. But yeah, side dishes. Idk. Mashed potatoes?
Q: I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU BEING FUNNY.
A: I take back what I said about you having great taste in music.
Q: ALRIGHT, ASSHOLE. LAST QUESTION. DOES CORPORATE PUNK HAVE ANY SHOWS IN JANUARY TO PROMOTE OF COURSE? (PRETTY DUMB TITLE, BTW.)
A: Real nice. Keep it up. Yes, Corporate Punk has shows in January to promote Of Course (PRETTY GREAT TITLE, BTW) and you're not gonna be invited. They'll be hitting up Burlington, Boston, and Manhattan. The band will announce them soon, dick.
Q: GREAT, THANKS.
A: Fuck off, Desmond. I know it's you.